Classic Beer Quotes
These have been around for a while, but I wanted to have some place to keep them on the site. I’ll be updating as I come across more. Enjoy!
1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and
think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
– by Jack Handy
2. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When
they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re
going to feel all day.
– Frank Sinatra
3. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be
drunk to spend time with his fools.
– Ernest Hemingway
4. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading.
– Henny Youngman
5. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? –
Stephen Wright
6. When we drink, we get buzzed. When we get
buzzed, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit
no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
– Brian O’Rourke
7. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us
to be happy. –
Benjamin Franklin
8. Without question, the greatest invention in
the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that
the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.
– Dave Barry
